Rustler

Rustler

Become a medieval thug in a crazy open-world action game full of pop culture references. Complete crazy quests, kill heroes, steal horses, fight guards, rob peasants, and more! All in old school style!

Story

Rustler is an open-world top-down action game that pays tribute to the good old GTA style and gameplay and combines it with a historically inaccurate medieval setting. Play as The Guy, whose parents were apparently too lazy to give him a real name. Experience feudal injustice, inquisition, witch hunt and take part in the Great Tournament. Meet brave but incredibly stupid knights. Complete a variety of convoluted missions and quests or don't give a damn about the plot and wreak havoc in the villages and towns. Decide whether to travel on foot or with a stolen horse. Fight with a sword or take a fancy automatic crossbow. All of this is spiced with an inappropriate Monty Python-inspired humor. The world of Rustler is full of humor, anachronisms and pop culture references. Have you ever been towed for parking in a "NO HORSE ZONE?" Do you feel like cage fighting in a medieval martial arts arena? Or maybe pimp out a horse a little? How about joining the sect of Round-Earthers? As a poor peasant, you'll have to get really creative to win the Grand Tournament. Form strange alliances, double-cross your enemies, and dig up dinosaur skeletons in a story that's light, easy to understand, and hard to relate to.