Chicken Invaders 4

Story

I remember the day of the invasion well. The memories still burn deep, like spicy chicken wings. They came without warning, cawing menacingly and blotting out the sun with their ruffled feathers. Intergalactic invasion chickens that wanted to punish humanity for the oppression of their earthly brethren. I knew immediately what I had to do. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped into my cockpit. With a greasy finger, I set my lasers to "extra crispy" and flew off to intercept the chicken invaders. It wasn't easy. Shrieks, flying feathers, and the smell of charred chicken meat everywhere. Three times they invaded, each time with increasingly elaborate plans. Three times I succeeded in pushing them back and securing a few more years for humanity as the dominant species on this planet. After their final retreat, I made my way to my space burger to bask in the glory of my latest victory. Relieved, I sat down and enjoyed a double chicken burger with crispy chicken wings on the side. Little did I know that my greatest adventure was yet to come....